The Rise of Boyfriend Hoodie Theft: Valentine's Day
Valentine’s Day is around the corner: Cupid is haphazardly firing arrows and you’re trying to find a gift that expresses how much you really care. However this year, Wordans would like to raise awareness about a more sinister topic that has affected many of our beloved customers: boyfriend hoodie theft. And we think that we may have the perfect solution for this prevalent issue!
To get to the bottom of the robbery of boyfriend’s hoodies worldwide, brave members of the Wordans community have come forward with their stories. Identities have been concealed for the protection of participants.
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What Happens When Your Partner Steals Your Clothes?
When interviewed, participants revealed how many articles of clothing have been stolen from their wardrobe throughout the years.
*Figures relating to the theft of hoodies are entirely fictitious but also, are they?
Male 1
“It hasn’t just been hoodies and sweatshirts for me; ex-girlfriends have also taken my favorite t-shirts.” As Male 1 casts his mind back to hoodies loved and lost, his eyes adopt a distant gaze.
“First they came for my t-shirts, and I said nothing. There are two things I’ve never gotten over: pineapple and chicken on pizza, and losing my Guns & Roses hoodie. Right now, I can think of three pullovers that have never been returned to me. I’ve debated whether it’s worth reaching out to recover my clothes, but it all depends on how the relationship ends, really.”
Male 2
With a heavy sigh, Male 2 settles into his chair and begins recounting his story.
“Honestly? I’ve lost count of how many times my hoodies and sweatshirts have been robbed. And I get it – having your boyfriend’s hoodie is comforting. But from an economical standpoint, it’s simply not sustainable. I’ve had to rebuild my entire collection from scratch. Do you know how hard it is to get good-quality hoodies at an affordable price?!”
Sensing his frustration, our interviewer gently mentioned that Wordans offers wholesale discounts which instantly assuaged him.
According to our surveys, the article retrieval outlook varied depending on the length of the relationship and how amicably things ended. From this scale we can see that 0 represents a poor ending to a relationship, with 100 being the most positive outcome.
Amicable Ending vs. Length of Relationship
But, why has this act of theft become so common-place? Wordans dived deeper and discovered some fascinating results.
The Science Behind Stealing His Hoodie
For those who partake in steal-his-hoodie season, here is the vindication you were looking for to keep doing so!
Despite the tragic loss of hoodies and sweatshirts for boyfriends, possessing an article of clothing from a loved one has been scientifically proven to be beneficial for your mental health. According to Ph.D. psychologist Peter Klein, even the scent of a person that you are in love with has been proven to help decrease anxiety and stress levels.
And while there are no scientific studies available to prove it, it’s something that we all know deep down: men’s hoodies are just more comfortable!
Buy Your Boyfriend’s Hoodies In Bulk
This Valentine’s Day, Wordans wants to change the narrative surrounding stealing boyfriend’s hoodies. To avoid the loss of your favorite hoodies and sweatshirts at the end of and during relationships, consider bulk buying your hoodies. Choose from various shades and fabrics to suit every situation and situation-ship!
